Know your Allies well. Know your Enemies better.
Age 37, Male
Student
UVA
Charlottesville, VA
Joined on 9/21/01
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Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Start the game
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Smash a goomba
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!